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by papilongdick April 26, 2021

cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx March 2, 2009

Fed the baby cock juice.

Where you fuck and creampie a pregnant pussy and you cum inside giving the baby some growing protein.

She was so hot with her baby bump and so fucked her raw dog. Creampied her and fed the baby cock juice.

by Traceboy September 20, 2018

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008

urban monster cock

a orange, beastly cock that is on menly men.

Yeah i heard devin had a urban monster cock in bed.

by Devin Danescu August 5, 2003

Frosty the snow cock

When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.

Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.

by ZAN*** December 15, 2003