Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

The Green One

Simplistic childish reference to the Hulk. In movies where the Green One goes like "DSJIIIIIIHH"!! Always good that Green One!

Dude1: "Last night I saw a Hulk movie dude and it was great"
Dude2: "Why man?"
Dude1: "Because he went like DSJIIIHH. Always good the green one!"

by edrocket February 21, 2017

One Piece Bounty Rush

Scamedai's disastrous masterpiece.

Player 1: Why is there a green defender Big Mom on the enemy team?
Player 2: ...Welcome to One Piece Bounty Rush

by Tjeutch. January 14, 2023

One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

fake one

opposite of real one

you a fake one fr

by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

complex one armpushup

Different to a normal one armed pushup, a complex one armed pushup is done like a pushup when you straighten out your legs but with one hand, a normal one armed pushup is done on your knees which makes a difference between these 2 exercises.

complex one armpushup is done on your knees

by Anrickdagoat March 20, 2023