who wants to eat me out

Promo for billie eilishe's new album "happier than ever"

"Who wants to eat me out" - billie eilish 2021

by Bilsxltiddies July 2, 2021

They don’t deserve an advantage over me

I’m talking about my crooked family. I would really like to get back at them. I really want to destroy everything about them. I want revenge on them. Do you understand?

I’ve been kept down for so long by them and it is time for me to get payback.

I want somebody to whack them. It could be someone in the government. I don’t care. I just want them dead.

They don’t deserve an advantage over me.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 20, 2021

The day owes me nothing

I got laid this morning before even leaving my bed.

Me: The day owes me nothing!
You: Sick bro! Who was she?

by dirt_kidd April 22, 2015

What have you done for me lately

Said to someone when they used to provide very helpful things, but no longer do

You used to give me great things, but -
What have you done for me lately?

by nick_g July 12, 2011

Don't threaten me with a good time!

To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing

Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!

by Good time... guy June 28, 2022

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

by rocky66 March 31, 2017

excuse me um i love you

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021