face tailgate

A big handlebar mustache.

Nice "Face tailgate brother!"

by Broseph920 September 25, 2021

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015

Puti face

Something to call your whore friend

Mira puti face, pélamela

by Devanvsga November 25, 2020

get face right

get high to the point when you can't feel your face

I'm tryna get face right with the homies tonight before we head to tha club

by tto14 July 9, 2011

goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017