Zoomer

An individual born without internet and watched PBS as a child, but has now embraced virtual meetings and knows how to use different online communications to achieve synergy.

I thought Dave was a bit out of touch, but then he started dancing in our online meeting. He's an idea guy, a total Zoomer.

by womp_womp December 10, 2021

Zoom Boom

Sex over video chat.

"Dude, my girl's out of town, but we're gonna zoom boom tonight..."

by Tiberius183 December 17, 2021

Zoom Guy

1. Very fast person of le male gender.
2. Fatass who is horny for emojis
3. Another word for "Nigga"

1. Hey, thats a zoom guy over there!
2. Omg, its horny zoomguy...
3. I'm racist, You little zoom guy!

by Holiday(user)Name December 23, 2021

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.

"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."

by GarbageFire January 5, 2022

zoombie

zoombie(n)

what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:

a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties

origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)

After 18 months of WFH no surprise just about everyone at CitiGroup was reduced to zoombie mode.

by ZeeHero March 13, 2022

zoom

The same app we have been using to interact with people since 2020

Ok it's time to hop on my zoom call today

by slushy March 23, 2022

zoombus

A nickname for a dog whose hind legs overtake the front legs when zooming.

Owner: Imma gonna get you, you zoombus!
Dog: haha hind legs go brrrrr

by semimajor April 1, 2022