Zero

the amount of fucks me and everyone around you give.

zero- you have zero friends, ya fokin loser (jk ily pls drink sum water)!

by 𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 April 30, 2021

Zero

An amazing loving and caring person who will SHOWER you in love and kindness because that’s how amazing zero is they always lift you up when your down and always make great memories together with others. If you ever have the chance to become friends with a zero do it you won’t regret it.

Omg I was in such a sad mood this morning and when zero found out they wouldn’t stop telling me how much they love me

by Skywalker443 October 28, 2019

Below Zero Jitters

Anxiety that starts in North Dakota winters when the sun starts going down, the temperature dives, and it's a 50/50 chance if your furnace will keep your house warm because it's too cold for it to function properly.

Now that the sun is going down, it's about time to close the shades and put up the window blankets to try calm my below zero jitters.

by Emjoallen January 10, 2022

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.

"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"

by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023

Zero cents

When you don't have any comment or opinion on a controversial touchy sensitive topic, subject, issue or statement; the opposite of "giving your two cents." (not when you are left speechless)

"I don't think I should do this. I'm so conflicted."
"I don't know what to say, man. I got zero cents for you."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

zero

the concept of zero can be explained by the absence of a number

3-2-1... zero?

buy a zero mug

by isocialmad March 1, 2019