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bundle of wood

a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual

Derived from "faggot"
by pater September 9, 2003
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Darrick Wood

Mate, I go Darrick so im well hard.
I hate Darrick Wood, but they are hot
by juliathingyyft April 5, 2015
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tiger woods

While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.
by schlogden February 18, 2008
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Morning Wood

When a guy wakes up to a hard dick after a long night of sex
Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!

Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
by SlopNChop December 3, 2018
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Ed Wood

Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.
GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!

CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
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b-wood

a name given to the weak city of brentwood, CA. just to make them feel like their tough. but their not
b-wood, b-wood, don't be afraid of us
by M-16 October 4, 2006
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Miles Wood

Only the best (and hottest) hockey player ever
New Jersey Devils winger that wears #44
Fan #1 - ohhhh my god - there goes Miles Wood with the hatty!

Fan #2 - best hockey player ever!!!
by Kitkatt228 February 6, 2018
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