a male that prefers the emotional/physical companionship of other males. A homosexual
Derived from "faggot"
Derived from "faggot"
by pater September 9, 2003

by juliathingyyft April 5, 2015

While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
by schlogden February 18, 2008

Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.
GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!
CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

a name given to the weak city of brentwood, CA. just to make them feel like their tough. but their not
b-wood, b-wood, don't be afraid of us
by M-16 October 4, 2006

by Kitkatt228 February 6, 2018
