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Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
by Energylilith January 5, 2021
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Ciggy-Wizard

One apon a time,

There was a great kingdom, ruled by a mighty king. The king had three noble knights, he also had mystical wizard…

Keep looking.
He is the Ciggy-Wizard.
by THeJ3sTeR December 3, 2021
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Diddle Wizard

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.
by Lupinetine October 10, 2014
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Wizard

The word Cullen thought meant cool so everyone said it back to him.
Wizard Man!
by Bollibollibolli May 14, 2021
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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