Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

railroad teeth

When your teeth are bumpy

Look at yo railroad teeth

by Bray-Prichard April 12, 2016

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo April 16, 2018

aerosmith teeth

Oversized chompers

Walton Goggins could be Steven Tyler 's understudy because of his aerosmith teeth.

by Bart Lefart January 16, 2020

Civil war graveyard teeth

When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.

You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.

by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024

Don`t dab on them teeth

because it hurts :(

U hit a bro and he says "don`t dab on them teeth"
the bro ask "what?"
The other bro "it hurts"

by Don't trip dog January 19, 2018

teeth juice

teeth juice is a delicious form of grease produced by teethers.

"wow, i really enjoyed that teeth juice!"

by betaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 26, 2021