whisker wipe

When a male wipes a females ass with his whiskers.

"Hey man, did you go down on her?"
"Nah, but I gave her a whisker wipe"

by Shotsofhenney March 15, 2017

Ass Wipe

A person by the name Ben

"Omg cant believe him." " Yeah he is a Ben." Meaning he is a Ass Wipe.

by Ben Wipes You February 1, 2019

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014

wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.

"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"

by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025