by Delineator November 24, 2021

(n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

Wayne; also referred too as “Pulling a Wayne”.
The act of disappearing, and trying to start a modelling career. Only to realise the male human mouth cannot consume that much white gooey substance in a lifetime.
The act of disappearing, and trying to start a modelling career. Only to realise the male human mouth cannot consume that much white gooey substance in a lifetime.
by WonderBoy779 April 14, 2022

When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.
"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"
by Atlas Drugged April 09, 2025

by Twistedrandom12 February 13, 2018

He is someone that radiates energy that can make people happy.
He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.
He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.
He is a parasite.
He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.
He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.
He is a parasite.
by elevatedserotonin November 23, 2021

When you drink a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi while and watch ten hours of television without getting up to use the bathroom
by Mattwrangler April 19, 2018
