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Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.
Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*
by O' Chungus January 22, 2024
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Woke music

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras
At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.
by Monoculi January 25, 2023
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Woke

Wow this is some good (drug of preference) I’m woke
by Ice Wallow Come February 19, 2018
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Woke Virus: Dr. of Medicine - Dr. Steven Willing - The Psychology of Wokeness:

1. Moral absolutism-we're right, but everyone else is wrong.
2. Virtue-Signaling-Letting others know just how good you are.
3. The will to control - Determination to dominate others.

7 Signs You've Gone Woke
1. You lack critical thinking ability.
2. You identify with progressive issues (indoctrination, socialism, accepting abominations, animals-plants over human life worshiping and making sacrifices to Molech.
3. You are rebellious against GOD and Western Judeo-CHRISTian Values (LOVE, Foregiveness,etc.).
4. You have BLIND devotion to the cause of redressing perceived injustice , especially economic and racial injustice.
5. You are offended by everything.
6. You seek to silence anyone who disagrees with you.
7. You embrace spirituality (Lucifer), but reject religion
I am woke now. Agree with me or else you closed minded creep.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 27, 2024
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Woke

A term now embraced by middle-class white US citizens as a new buzz word to indicate participation into the conservative right-wing faction to subtly endorse racism in the 2020's. These are mostly MAGA/Trump uneducated voters or at best posses diplomas they were able to purchase from various sources of higher education like their fearless leader's dad who bought sonny boy a Wharton School sheepskin.
This replaces the buzz words of the last decade such as "triggered". For the most part these individuals don't posses the intellect to process the true meaning of these terms. It doesn't really matter, the mere use of these terms serves their purposes as a member of the aforementioned group. Here's a group who holds people like Alex Jones as their prophet.
Duh that school board is woke. Duh.
by Dr Truth PhD January 3, 2023
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A state of mind where only feelings are important and facts are irrelevant. Ironically used as a manipulation tactic like Political Correctness to manipulate those who disagree as being asleep to the “facts” there by discouraging the use of any critical skills or expression of opposing viewpoints.
1) There are only two genders.
Dude you are just not Woke.

2) There are dozens of non binary genders.
Dude that is so Woke!
by Scooter B May 10, 2024
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Conscious (about), sich (etwas) bewußt sein, Wachheit, wach, sind inhaltliche Entsprechungen aus der Schriftsprache je nach Kontext.
I am woke about, there are already other definitions given .

I am woke. (About all around me)
by RZ0024 February 14, 2022
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