Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Vag

1. Abbreviation for Vagina.
2. Can mean something is awesome.
3. Can also mean something very bad.

I put my dick deep in her Vag.

OMG that was so Vag.

Kevin Owens is a giant Vag.

by ImmortalEdgeHD February 9, 2017

cav vag

A vaginal canal that is particularly loose and large, or so cavernous, that it does not fit snugly around a typical penis.

Dude, that chick must have given birth to twins. She was such a Cav Vag. I mean it was like swimming in the deep end of a pool! pussy cav vag

by CavVag March 5, 2015

Khamzat Vag

A vagina with one lip tighter than the other, resembling scar tissue from multiple cleft pallet surgeries.

Becky whistled when she ran as result of her khamzat vag.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Vag-cano

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.

That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.

by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Saw this chic while at the bar the other night. She was such a sleeze vag, rubbing up on al these different guys trying to get free drinks. They didn’t want anything to do with her and she didn’t get the hint. It was almost creepy.

by Jennbec1 May 15, 2018

Vag

A higher, more respectful, and more dominant way of addressing a more mature and superior woman of larger power by replacing the title “Miss”, in front of her name, with the slang word for female genitalia, recognizing it’s strength and importance to society!

Hey Vag.Jones, can you pass the butter?
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!

by Magic-hero95 August 5, 2024