crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

Uncle Varus

An absolute GOAT.

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!

by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020

Uncle Scarred

When you try to play 36-holes on the golf course but pass out drunk on hole 15.

Greg was playing golf with his friends until he got Uncle Scarred and had to go to bed.

by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 9, 2020

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.

Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey

by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021

uncle shivers

The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space

"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"

by tooshielova555 January 22, 2014