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God

Our father in heaven. He created us! He is the reason for everything! We should honor, worship, and praise him! Glory to your name! Repent for your sins. Love God! God is Good! I love God!
by godisgood7 March 6, 2009
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god

A word that is used mainly after writing ''oh'' that is used in lots of sentences to show something that the people that uses it find revolting, disgusting and about every feeling that you can have.
Oh god, that guy is totally out of topic, we are speaking here about religion issues that have indeed no relation with urbandictionnary.com
by pseudonym December 28, 2004
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god

God -- Created the universe, etc.
How can God not exist? How does just 1 planet out of all known planets by some small chance have Oxygen and water on it, instead of Carbon Dioxide, etc., like all the other planets? What are the chances?

Here are the chances: Go to a planeyard, and find all the parts to a broken plane. Push them into a pile, and wait until a hurricane comes. When it does, do you think it will be assembled into how it was when it was made? That is the kind of chance, that Earth just randomly had Oxygen and somehow formed humans.
by I have a brain, :o December 28, 2005
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god

When all is lost the guy that will light your way
Also smight you when your wrong
"When your all alone in your room it is god who turns the light on."
"When you wish bad on other and bad things happen to you. You were smited"
by karrie January 10, 2006
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God

The being that caused more death than anything else.
Christian: Slay the infidels!

Muslim: Slay the infidels!

Jew: Slay the infidels!

Atheist: God.. what the fuck.
by Frizzlecrank August 18, 2012
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God

A flying, invisible, all-knowing, managed to create an entire kingdom out of clouds, 50 foot tall and yet can also conveniently be 6 foot tall man, who, though he has been proved non-existant millions of times, still has millions of people blindly following him into heaven. Can also see what you're doing at any time so he can tell if you can get into heaven, although that sounds more like a paedophile than a god. Only known force able to defeat God is Chuck Norris. Known for tendency to kill other religions
How the hell can i bring an example of god to UD?
by Disbeliever May 19, 2010
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God

Sort of self-explanatory. He's God, He created the universe, not the Big Bang, because two asteroids cannot just make everything. Something had to be here first to create everthing, and that something is God.
Athiests are sissies who think they are smart. :P
by Satus April 30, 2004
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