Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

awesomeidge to the MAX

something you say when something is crazily awesomely funnidge to the MAX!!!

"Whoa man! This heroin is awesomeidge to the MAX"
"Fuck Yeah!"

by watnow August 14, 2006

MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.

The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.

by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007

max harlan

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

by EMR976751 February 15, 2014

max joy

To live life with maximum enjoyment each and every day.

The concert was max joy.

by Max Joy Life April 24, 2014

Max krused

The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.

Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!

by Wattba33 November 13, 2016

Koalas to the Max

A very entertaining and satisfying website that allows you to make pictures of koalas. You'll want to finish, but you won't.

I'm doing a koalas to the max right now.

by 1:38 October 18, 2018