z monster

To be over fatigued, or drowsy...

I gotta get some sleep,That z monster is kicking my ass!

by Shedevil925 January 14, 2006

Penis Monster

A Monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little "weiners." Usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.

"The Penis Monster down the street wants my cock and balls."

by Little bobby February 23, 2005

monster mash

when you poo in the shower and then mash it down the drain with your toes

Every day after P.E. Jill did the monster mash and then wore sandals to math.

by Brown Eyes January 20, 2005

sand monster

when a fat female was skeeted on after sex on the face and then had her face slamed into the sand. she then raises up yelling with sand stuck to her face.

"hey Gleezy! what happened after you left the party with big betty?" said BIG D

Gleezy replys with " i turned her into a sand monster and ran."

by Gleezy November 27, 2007

cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz July 27, 2005

dick Monster

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

by J and Bill April 16, 2007

Green Monster

An round, dark green 80mg Oxycontin pill. Has an imprint of 'OC' on one side and '80' on the other. The highest milligram Oxycontin pill that is still manufactured today, as the 160mg Oxycontin has been discontinued.

Must be brand name Oxycontin and not a generic Oxycodone.

Generally causes feelings of euphoria, relaxation, numbness, itchiness, and a feeling of "I don't give a fuck about anything because I feel amazing".

"Hold the fuck on bro!..I have to wash the coating off this green monster so I can fix it and shoot it into my neck!"

"Dude I just got some green monsters that we can use as cut for our cheese heroin!"

"Shit, I'll hit you up tomorrow man, I'm gunna go fuck my girls brains out cause these green monsters let me fuck for days without busting a nut!"

by welitheskyonfire April 05, 2010