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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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smurf plunge

Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
by smurfmaker February 8, 2014
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
by Demnar November 12, 2010
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smurf sauce

by The big dank meme November 30, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders
I was poopy with smurf shoulders
by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019
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