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Follow the Zone

if you are in the storm, now is not the time for swimming
FOLLOW THE ZONE, ITS A 1V3
by fortnite52 October 1, 2022
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Parent-Zoned

A close/best friend that still loves you, but no longer needs you for support, entertainment, guidance, affection, etc., and gradually stops involving you in their life/seeking you out in the same way or for the same reasons.

They still love you and will still answer/respond at the same rate when you reach out to them, but will no longer contact you on their own unless it's a special occasion, an emergency, or they need something specific.

Much like how children and young adults stop wanting to spend time with their parents and would rather spend time with their friends instead.

Being parent-zoned means you've essentially been replaced as a friend but without any malice or loss of love / emotional importance.
He still treats me with a lot of love and respect and is always there when I need him, but he doesn't call or text nearly as much as he used to. His personal situation hasn't changed, guess I've just been parent-zoned.
by Linas Hulac July 3, 2023
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Business Zone

When a person asks a person whom they are attracted to if they want to start dating, and gets turned down, but gets put in the business zone instead of the friend zone. Unlike the friend zone, people in the business zone are hung on to strictly for wealth benefits such as money loans, free stuff, etc.
After weeks of trying to find his courage, Mark finally found it in him to ask Betty out on a date. Betty promptly shot him down, but put him in the business zone, or else Mark would demand his money back, change his netflix password, and stop driving her around. If Mark realizes he's got no further chance with her, he will perform all of the previously mentioned actions. If he still thinks he has a chance, he will endlessly dwell in the business zone, and all his friends will enter a state of pity and empathy.
by the flying sandwich July 10, 2014
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Hoe Zoned

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe
I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned
by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016
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no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.
Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.
by Zonal K October 9, 2019
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Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.
Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.
by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012
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Friend zone

A fictional place that men describe where a woman only wants a platonic relationship with him
by DJSwag October 22, 2018
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