tiny wizard

a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies

oh sheet its a tiny wizard

by the worlds most honest guy December 4, 2017

Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.

Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"

by oblyboblie June 15, 2023

invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up

by max baldwin January 23, 2023

wizard

cool, great, amazing, surprisingly good

That's so wizard

by 00shmate March 9, 2024

blizzard wizard

when you cum on a witches hat

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.

by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025