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Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG April 19, 2018
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Vag

Vag is a french term meaning fuck off. It is used principaly in Montreal and Quebec City.
Yo vag sur sa c'est crazé
by Jonasra September 13, 2017
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Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.
Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."
by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011
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Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.
Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.
by Throuploops July 7, 2018
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sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.
A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!
by AG1k May 30, 2023
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Vis Vag

Like camel toe, but with a better view. Usuallu due to flying commando or wearing thin, tight, light colored pants.
"Did you see that camel toe?" "Hell, I could see the fur. That was some Vis Vag."
camel toe moose knuckle
by Uniquehorn June 27, 2014
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