Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage February 26, 2012
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The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.
OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob
by #BVBoi August 15, 2023
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Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price
“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”
by LittleBleep January 01, 2021
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uncle girl

A man that looks and dresses feminine.
Look at that man over there he's an uncle girl.
by femcelk April 10, 2023
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Uncle Danny

The strongest and handsomest man you could ever meet. He is a man of great intellect and exceptional wit. Unbelievably attractive and so good in bed, you'll wish he weren't your uncle. Nobody can resist Uncle Danny.
Woman 1: Have you met my gorgeous Uncle Danny?

Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related
by Pea_cherry October 09, 2019
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Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.
Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey
by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021
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Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.
He's an Uncle Jim.
by Cappuccinoo June 21, 2023
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