swamp guts

the source of miasmic flatulence

"Better stand down wind from her. Whatever she had for lunch has given her a bad case of swamp guts".

by Pope Innocent the Third March 2, 2004

Swamp Donk

A glorious concoction consisting of sambuca and orange juice considered a delicacy amongst the finest of human beings. It has both the consistency and the colour of stagnant swamp water yet tastes like angel tears.

'shiiiiit you were right, this swamp donk is the best thing i've ever tasted, i feel so majestic'

by bvsplrdsptmmw September 30, 2011

Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.

"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."

by Merick August 18, 2007

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.

She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.

by Bill the Shetland Pony August 20, 2003

swamp yack

Usually refers to an extraordinarally ugly person.

NOTE: no matter how much alcohol you drink a swamp yack will never look good enough to take home.

She's a swamp yack

by Pierre Genereux April 24, 2003

Swamp rat

A large city resident who, due to smog pollution and over population, has mutated into rat-like behavior. Characteristics include: erratic driving, minuet patience, extreme cynicism, narcissism, ultra materialism, competitive without competition and shallow friendliness.

When driving on the freeway in the Los Angeles area, you easily spot a swamp rat, he's the guy in the BMW swerving in and out of lanes, tail gating or waiting until the last possible moment to merge so that he can get a whopping ten feet further in stop and go traffic.

by Ryno white September 1, 2013