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Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd June 3, 2011
mugGet the Full Spankmug.

Spanked

Spanked - often used to describe the spending habits of your wife or girlfriend.
The term refers to the spending of money you thought was in the bank and is an amalgamation of the two words.
Spending and banked = Spanked
'Babe tell me you haven't Spanked the money again?'.

OR

'Don't tell me you've gone and spanked everything away again?'
by Mutant Brewing June 20, 2018
mugGet the Spankedmug.

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
mugGet the Doodleberg crank and spankmug.

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.
Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
mugGet the Butthole spankmug.

spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment
my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back
mugGet the spankmug.

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.
You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.
by Shuaman July 1, 2019
mugGet the Yanked, spanked and bankedmug.

mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh
Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.
by Catchris2 May 15, 2021
mugGet the mommy spankmug.

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