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Get the Party Monkey mug.A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.
I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!
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1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.
2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
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