by Quantum February 05, 2003
"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.
by RudeDonny December 20, 2005
by BRADSPACE May 05, 2008
The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.
Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?
by themanwhogoesbyS March 17, 2022
The "clean" singing (not screaming/cookie monster vocals) in a hardcore/metal song; usually annoying and out of pitch.
The good cop vocals don’t sound like they have any auto tune, but they could have used it.http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/07/gee-i-wish-theyd-at-least-give-dying-a-shot/
by k-zilla February 18, 2009
A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.
Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.
Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.
Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.
by The Duck from Aflac July 05, 2011
by Will Rosenberg March 06, 2008