Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Chode Wieser

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.

Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...

by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.

1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

by Alex and Jon. Chode Diddly! June 1, 2010

Big chode

Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school

Sajnadz: ayo DVD, you wanna play some big chode?
DVD: fuck yes for helve!

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx October 22, 2015

Chode

-One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets little or nothing in return.

-A follower or slave

"That's a great plan, but it seems risky. I'll get my chode to do it."

"That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

by Princess Chodestool May 28, 2006

Chode Kroeger

Lead singer for Nickelback.

Dude, its Chode Kroeger!

by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

Limp chode

One who has a chode and can not get an erection

Don't be mean he has a limp chode

by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017