cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles

That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU

by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020

tiny wizard

a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies

oh sheet its a tiny wizard

by the worlds most honest guy December 05, 2017

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo

I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops

by Willbot159 April 11, 2024

Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.

We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.

by Willbot159 April 21, 2024

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by March 17, 2023

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

by RudolfMagnusson April 07, 2022