Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 07, 2011

bi-winning

To win some times but not all the time. Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent ABC interview.

"I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning, I win here, I win there"-Charlie Sheen

by Shmeg C March 07, 2011

Bi-Winning

To have both of your split personalities WIN simultaneously.

Charlie Sheen, when asked about being bi-polar:

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

by theGorkman March 14, 2011

Bi-Winning

Winning here and winning there...now what?

"Bi-polar? How about Bi-winning? I win here and I win there" said Charlie "bayonets" Sheen.

by babushkahnigor March 08, 2011

Bi-Winning

When you win here and you win there. People who win everywhere.

Interviewer : Some people might say you are bi-polar
Charlie Sheen : Im bi-winning... I win here and I win there

by mrscruff1234 March 09, 2011

Bi-winning

The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar but bi-winning

by whofuckincares March 10, 2011

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 10, 2011