Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

rad vag

(Pronounced rad vadge)
-The female equivalent of awesome balls.

-Something so cutting edge

That new crossfit move is so rad vag, I have to try it!

by aqballer32 November 8, 2017

coco vag

when a girl eats dark chocolate in excessive amounts and her vag aquires a chocolatey taste

that girl had a coco vag, it was great

by dr greg December 16, 2008

Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit

I gota wicked vag pops it

by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018

Vag Tuck

Similar to a nip slip, instead you flash your vagina.

I'm gonna vag tuck that dude over there

by SLAP6996 July 22, 2011

vag-split ween

The genitalia of a transgender woman.

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 4, 2021