sneaky paratrooper

When a male jumps from a height (e.g. off of a shed or wall) and lands on someone in a prone position with their nutsack on the "victim"....

...can be shortened to sneaky-para...

hey last night man i was a proper sneaky paratrooper paratroop-sneaked Tanya hard!

by C.J. O'Bizzle January 22, 2011

Sneaky-bandit

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.

Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.

by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

sneaky fat

Fat people don't know is there.

Your friends think you weight 120 when you really weigh 140 because they don't know about your sneaky fat.

by Lillian Keen September 19, 2006

Sneaky Sensei

When your gay partner is alseep and you butt fuck them then punch them in the kidney and scream sensei

Johnny gave a sneaky sensei to little Mikey. Mikey was very sore in the morning.

by Whitemans Smaljonson December 9, 2008

sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!

by sneakypincher August 23, 2007