sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

Herb Dean Shuffle

where you sprint up, wave your arm half between them, chest bump the aggressor, then pull back and bring your arms to your side and hands in the air like "who was that? Not me stopping the fight, keep moving guys"

Joe Rogan- "OOOAHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER... NO ITS STILL GOING... OAAAHH HE HERB DEAN SHUFFLED THEM, THE FIGHTS STILL GOIN FOLKS"

by Mr. Marino November 14, 2021

The Chunky Ben Shuffle

Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.

The dance is as follows:

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)

The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'

Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.

by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

five knuckle shuffle

Masturbating.

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"

by Bigboidave June 13, 2015

Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Milk Man Shuffle

When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.

Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!

by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010