National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.

Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”

by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019

fill that seat

camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente

when you ask a woman what opportunity she gives you to get a date, and she answers one in a million. "fill that seat"

by is this love September 21, 2020

Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt

I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries

by Slimdaddy November 9, 2020

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016