One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Give them the slip

To enter a restaurant, look at the menu and then walk away.

Let's go to this place and if the menu looks bad, we'll give them the slip.

by Azureflux June 6, 2017

no slip

no slip.

6 AM?
no slip.

by no slip August 26, 2020

Slip & Dip

When you're having sex raw and right before you cum you pull out.

That pussy got so good, but i ain't trying to have no baby so i had to slip & dip.

by Slip & Dip July 2, 2015

Snookian Slip

The act of making a typo, even when you’re just trying to use an emoji, as frequently demonstrated by people obsessed with Doughnotts

Did you mean to send me a kiss emoji or did you just do a Snookian Slip?

by Guern2021 October 28, 2021

slipping

The act of transitioning from a typical state of mind to one of a drug-induced state of mental fatigue where it becomes difficult to follow a train of thought or converse logically with others, without arousing suspicion

Pardon, Mortimer, have you noticed Nathaniel straight slipping today? The word on the street is that he has been up for two weeks on ice.

by DrFrijolito April 1, 2023

Freudian Cocktail Slip

When the bartender Elizabeth in Phoenix accidentally brings you the wrong drink but it is what they really wanted to drink as a mistake.

Oh, you wanted the espresso martini! This is prosecco which is what I wanted - Freudian cocktail slip! Looks like I will just have to drink the oopsie.

by saskers April 5, 2025