Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017

Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.

Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.

by cherrybizomb December 12, 2016

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021

Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.

Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.

by Spider queef December 20, 2021

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017