penis

The part of a man's body that he uses when getting a blow job.

Both me and my girlfriend consider my penis to be user friendly.

by KulaiKhan March 1, 2017

Penis

Also known as “the wonder stick,” the human penis is a tool used by men to spread their army of seman and eventually over-rule the universe.

“Kim jong un is only the supreme leader because of his penis.”-Donald Trump

by Don Wayne May 19, 2019

Penis

Something boys put in girls pussy to make babies

Jack put your penis in me so we can have a baby

by Ballersgamebitch November 23, 2019

Penis

Something that Jarrod Bell doesn't have

Penis

by Buddyo20 June 8, 2016

penis

something you don't have

Your girlfriend has a penis, you don't.

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 2, 2009

Penis

a word that is used when something is extremely gay or pisses you off.

Amber is such a PENIS. She totally stole my sweater and won't give it back. So now i have to buy a new one that i like, that's also on sale.

by lexxi the amazing July 2, 2008

penis

small

evan's penis is so small

by bigjohnson220 August 22, 2011