mexican binoculars

Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.
Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.
by Tatlaz April 09, 2016
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mexican language

It is the language spoken by the Mexican people. Also, incorrecltly referred to as Spanish.
I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.
by I MAKE WORDS HAPPEN February 16, 2018
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Mexican Hipster

A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!
Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?

Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?

Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
by boot•tuck•chuck August 22, 2015
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Mexican Yawn

Similar to to the Mexican Wave, the Mexican Yawn is the inevitable ripple of yawns through a group of people proceeding after witnessing the first "source yawn". The source yawn must be seen and heard in order to have maximum effect.
Dave, having only slept for 3 hours that night, kept starting the the Mexican Yawn during our office meeting.
by On_nO May 14, 2010
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Mexican Wombat

A sexual move where you grab the males penis between your feet and jack him off with your feet while he fingers you.
Last week my girlfriend gave me a mexican wombat because I have a foot fetish.
by Charlie Sammich May 16, 2010
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mexican volleyball

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.
-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.
by The NY Joker June 21, 2009
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Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.
4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"
by JulioJunetes March 20, 2007
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