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goon sesh

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.
by joshma February 4, 2024
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies
Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.
by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023
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Goon

Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.

To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
"What are you drinking tonight?" "Mate, I'm gonna get on the goon!"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023
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Goon

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman
by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023
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Goon

by anonymous May 7, 2023
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