goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals

The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto

by Brents2 August 30, 2007

Chav

A Chav is a person who looks like an Oompa Loompa because of how much orange foundation they have on. They put a certain type of makeup to make their eyebrows bigger. They put too much contour on and they put foundation on their lips. A Chav is sort of like a female roadman. A Chav will be seen in the UK. Mostly England and Scotland.

Chav 1: My boyfriend cheated on me with Emma
Chav 2: Emma with the big bum?

by ihaveabigbum July 16, 2022

Chav/roadman

A chav/roadman is literally a ned or a Cameron

Omg have u seen cam and Ned proper chav/roadman

by She fit October 14, 2019

CHAV

I girl named molly who is such bitch

Molly is such a dirty chav

by Mollylisterhater69 October 16, 2020

fat chavs

Morbidly obese chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

Chav

Someone Louis Tomlinson is not.

Louis captioned his pic “Donny chav” what a joke

by Purpleanrainbow December 1, 2017

Chav

Chavs are usually overly aggressive 13 year olds who do wheelies on their bike outside of tesco . They where nike and say "whassup fam" or "ayo brov". You will most likley find one at McDonalds or any other fast food shop. Most likley there mum bought there clothes from sports direct. They also wear jewellery from argos and fake gucci.

All I can say is piss of chavs

Shutup u chav

by Stupidhoebag April 26, 2022