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Canada's History

When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.

The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
by pseudonym462 February 12, 2010
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Canada's History

The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's history.
by blagersnaps. February 4, 2010
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MTV Canada

A very new age TV channel broadcasting only in canada.

Very different from MTV USA, although it does play most of the same programs as the US version, certain programs such as mtv live and mtv news are exclusive to the canadian version.

Unlike its american counterpart, the canadian MTV does not shove idealistic opinions down its viewers throat, instead havingwhat are called "impact" specials, which shine light on current events which are relatable to today's youth, such as the Alberta tar sands, the recovery of Haiti, and even gay rights and activism.

MTV canada also features music videos from independant and alternative artists, instead of only top 40 hits.
MTV canada highlighted duck sauce's "babra streisand" on MTV NEWS, and now its my favourite song!
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canada's history

a depraved sex act performed with moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
mary was so good at performing canada's history that the red wings don't really try anymore.
by badandy2021 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Dan performed Canada's History on Cindy last night...wow.
by Interfade February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.

No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".

Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
by The Truth by the Chosen One February 6, 2010
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Canada day

1st July, coast to coast celebartion day. Except in Quebec, where is the "Moving day" just for not celebrate as the rest of canadians
The Canada day, quebecers do not celebrate, they move!
by liptic March 31, 2010
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