ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool

Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!

by herp dee der January 30, 2017

cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

Ten

For whom, it's just a number, a whole number that a kid should memorize and remember. Little did they know that it's not just a number, but a human who came from a great work of masterpiece. Living in the universe of art, showing his ability and skills. Just like a painting, he would be a great masterpiece among them. A canvas that full of colors that can make your dull life bright. He's not just a number, but a human art.

"This Ten, was a great masterpiece that I've ever seen in my life."

by @notyourARTemis August 19, 2021

ten-head

A slang to say how big someone's forehead is

"haha, she doesn't have a forehead , she has a ten-head"

by William shake your sphere June 9, 2024

Ten

Not just a number. Ten is a fine ass girl who is top tier in not just looks but also talent. The women dances like a god and sings like an angel. A hot ass mf on stage and a sassy and cute girl off stage. Shes a full package. In conclusion she’s a 10/10. Stan her and nct/wayv period.

My friend: Hey, do you think this girl is a ten?

Me: If you’re talking about Ten then yes, she is indeed a ten.

by JessLeo678 November 22, 2021

Jersey "Ten"

When GPS says it'll take 20-30min to get somewhere but a native Jersey driver will always see that as a challenge and make it there in 10min, or a Jersey "10"

Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.

Jack: Why didn't you leave yet, I'm 30min away from you?
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".

by 43on287 February 20, 2021

Ten speed

Ten Speed is a name you call a person who is always going fast! Whether on drugs or always in a hurry!!

Someone needs to talk to that ten speed crackhead over there!!

by Amy Jae April 16, 2024