Tapangia

Tapangia is the sweetest and funniest person you will ever meet. She is always doing something silly and has a great sense of humor. Tapangia is always up with the trends and knows what’s happening in the big world of pop culture. They have a big loving personality that is ~slightly~ overprotective. But when it comes to friends a Tapangia is the toughest and most loyal one of them all. She will stand up for you and stick with you forever and always. If you ever meet a Tapangia remeber to KEEP her no matter what because she is the most funny and loyal friend of your pack.

Person A: Hey look it’s Tapangia!
Person B: Did you hear she yelled at (insert name here) because she was rude to one of her friends?
Person A: Oh wow no! She’s always so nice and funny?!
Person B: She is but she is also very loyal. I wish I was closer to her.

by Zoey1235309 May 29, 2018

Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H

by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019