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Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.
Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
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Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.
Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.
by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019
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svens dad

by Fatboidylan January 24, 2022
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dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
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Our dad

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.
random girl from England: he’s our dad now boo
Laura: LMAO
by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022
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pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.
Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.
by kiwi titi January 15, 2021
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