straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.

Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!

by Dick M. Down March 17, 2008

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straight edge

someone who would rather not get into a crowd of idiots that drink/smoke/have casual sex because everyone else is. see tool

tool - i'm not drunk or high, nothing is fun.
straight edge - ...

by |\/|477 December 22, 2008

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Straight to Pig

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.

I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

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straight beasted

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick

1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza

by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006

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Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

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