Skeet

the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse.

"Gunna get skeeted on, foo"

by PLayer pimp sneeze alot! January 1, 2006

monkey sheet

a sheet you rub off on

it is alway fun with monkey sheet

by bill murry March 27, 2004

Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

by SlopNChop March 4, 2019

Skeetasaurus Rex

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver. Skeetasaurus Rex

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex ."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

by Teeeejteeeeej October 5, 2005

Skeet Chase

A nickname commonly used in and created in H-town (houston texas)for a drink usually consisting of ablend of codeine/promethazine cough syrup and soda such as sprite or big red.

Say nigga, we finna hit up the crib an sip a skeet chase, you down or what?

by stanklikedank January 16, 2009

sheethal

sheethal means cool in hindi
'wanna get pizza tonight'
'yeah sounds sheethal'

hindi cool sheethal

by bunnybatman October 13, 2015

sheet betch

shit,bitch

man fuck that sheet betch!

by Sideshow May 15, 2003