smittysuck

when a male has anal sex with a man or woman ejaculates around the anal cavity then proceeds to suck it out

i smittysuck my boyfriend all the time

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009

Shitty Dick Pop

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off

jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness

by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009

shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

spitti

exceptionally good at a certain task, or just in general

I'm so spitti at basketball, I beat Kobe 76-23.

by laxfool53 July 9, 2010

shittypalm

when you dont have toilt paper in the bathroom and have to wipe with your hand

i was over at a friends house and had to shittypalm

by dabombshizzle August 9, 2010