Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
by The Grass Master September 9, 2018
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spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
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Spaghetti Time

another way of saying a girls on her period.
Damn Girl! I can smell that Spaghetti Time like a motha F*cka.
by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012
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spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.
I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.
by Sydfin September 18, 2016
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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021
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