Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
by Annacoco April 29, 2005
Get the soccer moms mug.A decent sport played by the wimpiest people known to man. On paper, the game consists of people kicking a "ball" into a "goal", but in reality, it actually consists of wimps "tripping over" and fake crying on the ground until a "free kick" is given.
Fan: did you see the game last night?
Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.
Fan: *throws tantrum*
Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.
Fan: *throws tantrum*
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Get the bed soccer mug.A sex act in which a the pair doing the deed prepare to climax in unison, and in the heat of passion their heads fly forward and their skulls smash into one another.
"Dude, I was totally nailing this chick last night, and we both came at the same time, and we totally Soccer Hooliganed each other. I think I lost vision in my right eye."
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Get the Soccer Hooligan mug.Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
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Get the Soccer mug.(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".
See also soccer sandal.
See also soccer sandal.
"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".
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