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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
mugGet the clock soccermug.

Soccer mom

She such a soccer mom
by Fugfyjbg January 7, 2019
mugGet the Soccer mommug.

Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018
mugGet the Soccermug.

Soccer

soccer is the best sport ever if you don't believe me search it up. Soccer is a game to bring everyone together. It is an amazing game.
wow soccer is so fun
soccer is the best sport in the world search it up
mugGet the Soccermug.

Bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022
mugGet the Bad at soccermug.

simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer
by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014
mugGet the simple soccermug.

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