Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

Smurf

Woman's frontal wedgie

She has a Smurf in the front

by Smurfdaddy69420 July 1, 2022

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue

The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone

by Akneezeb August 30, 2022

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022

Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022